Description
I'm an International Girl Of Mystery. I'm a dancing queen. I'm the man in the moon. I'm the jolly green giant. I'm black. I'm white. I'm both? I'm a zombie. I'm fucking your mother. I'm not actually fucking your mother. That was a joke. I'm fucking your father. That wasn't a joke this time. I'm like a bird. I'm like the little mermaid. I'm a sassy girl, with boyish charm. I'm a truth teller. I'm a rule breaker. I'm a hypocrite. I'm the bees knees. I'm the spiders ankles. I'm not just a girl. I'm not a guy, though. I'm a musician; just not a very good one. I'm a writer; just not a famous one. I'm a singer; just a tone deaf one. I'm an actress; I just don't get paid. I'm a swinger; just not the nasty type. I'm a superstar; without all of the hype. I'm bossy. I'm choosy. I'm picky. I'm icky. I'm a chance taker. I'm a heart breaker (I wish). I'm a sexual tiger, mroww. I'm angry. I'm vicious. I'm rude. I'm prude. I'm myself.
