January 2012
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
“whatever sweetie (:”
– teen girls during an argument on facebook (via imfamousontumblr)
rebeccablack:
my biggest accomplishment in life has been having a blog
What you said: I'm pro choice because it's the logical stance on abortion and because women shouldn't be told what they can and cannot do with their bodies.
What they think you said: I suppose I'll burn down a few orphanages before I go over to Satan's place and drink the blood of newborn babies.
aclocktwerkorange:
lookingforhotbf:
i actually rub my face in my boobs quite frequently
they’re so soft you guys dont know what you’re missing out on
omfg same
I just tried it omg. This is why men love boobs so much.
never-shout-nigger:
i wish queen latifah was my mom
grizzlybearr:
i always imagined my high school years being a lot more exciting than sitting home on weekends and watching re-runs of 16 and pregnant
